Apparently you make a good broom.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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