I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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