I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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