A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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