You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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