You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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