i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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