Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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