i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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