They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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