I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Two words: blizzard sex
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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