I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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