I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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