just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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