you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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