dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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