Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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