why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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