Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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