Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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