I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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