I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
is that a dick in a sweater?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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