Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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