I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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