Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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