R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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