She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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