Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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