Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
