I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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