Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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