Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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