The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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