I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I love you. Go after that dick
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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