brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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