my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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