We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
