Your tits are I can't wait for
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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