you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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