So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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