I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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