Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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