Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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