No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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