are you still at the devil's house?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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