Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
3 2 1 whiskey
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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