just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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