My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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