My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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