she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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