therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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