I puked a lego.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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