She's JV to your varsity
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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