I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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